25 Alternative Ways to Distribute Your Zine by Chip Rowe1. Tattoo it to your ass 2. Have stoplight squeegee guys offer a free issue with any purchase 3. Ask your representative in Washington to read it into the
Congressional Record 4. Post it to every Internet newsgroup using the subject line
"How to Find XXX Sites!" or "Make Money Fast!" 5. Read it aloud into your friends' answering machines 6. Print it on dollar bills and go shopping at the Mall of America 7. Print it on business cards and go to a convention 8. Compose it in your head and use ESP 9. Have the CIA drop it on Latin American peasants 10. Hand it to tourists in New York City and say it has a map
inside 11. Start a zine club and offer 12 for the price of one 12. Do Spanish language and Braille editions 13. Only send it to people you've slept with 14. Send people money and tell them if they send it back, they
can have a copy of your zine 15. Print it on the back of your high school's diplomas before
graduation 16. Use its contents as the lyrics and write a Top 40 love song 17. Commit a capital crime and as your final statement before
your execution, hand your zine out to the media 18. Write your phone number on it and give it to people at bars 19. Trade it with the Amish 20. Print it on Post-It notes and leave reminders for everyone 21. Print it on a T-shirt and wear it until your next issue comes
out 22. Convert an old candy machine into a zine dispenser 23. Ask the local porn shop if they'll use it instead of cardboard
over the covers of the magazines 24. Leave it under little kids' pillows when they lose a tooth 25. Name your zine "Emergency Instructions" and slip
it into airplane seat magazine pockets. return
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